Once upon a time, Louisa Marston had an accident with Andrew Letham. 9 months later, baby Eleanor was born. Eleanor Marston grew up in sorry circumstances. That is, both her parents were extremely sorry. Eleanor grew up a happy little critter until her parents split and she moved away from the happy village of Misterton and into Belper. However, she learned to love her life there and grew up with the oil refineries and juggernauts.
Then music, instruments and punk rock entered her life, and she grew into me. What did she do to deserve that?

The moral of the story is that you have to accept that some days you're the statue and other days you're the pigeon.

Likes

• Music
• Playing guitar
• Playing my many instruments
• Being punk
• Laughing at chavs
• Mooning old people
• Basically having fun!

Dislikes

• My family
• Kelly Clarkson
• People called Otis
• Popsters
• Bitches in Ramones t-shirts saying they play guitar but don't know which way to hold it
• Chavs